The Join Lily of Sweeze 29 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The quiet, industrious population of 11.761 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 435 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,064 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, historical fiction has been banned, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweeze 29's national animal is the Join Lily.

Sweeze 29 is ranked 120,963^rd in the world and 4,150^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.42 kickbacks per hour.